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Venus 5 is a hentai anime two-part series about five schoolgirls with supernatural powers who must defend the Earth from the Evil Inma Empire and their leader, Necros. It is a pornographic parody or rip-off of the Sailor Moon series, mostly in regards to the heroines and heroes. Venus 5 is created by Jin Ara.
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